Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Advice I hope you won't have to use

If you're going to fake your own death, don't use the title of a classic TV theme song as the text of your suicide note.

Had I not read this article, I'm pretty sure that would never have occurred to me.

One other thought about this: If you've swindled money from a hedge fund, why are you driving a GMC Envoy? The Envoy is actually a pretty nice ride, but not "hedge fund swindler" nice.

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