I am apparently a Master of Many Styles

According to I Write Like, when reviewing Annie...

I write like
Dan Brown

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This concerned me until I learned then when composing updates on my writing and reviewing Camouflage...

I write like
H. P. Lovecraft

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And when reviewing Atlantis: The Lost Empire...

I write like
Douglas Adams

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And when reviewing The Legend of Boggy Creek...

I write like
George Orwell

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So obviously this is an extremely sophisticated and accurate tool.