Sad, but (not) true

Oh, wait. You mean those sad stories about the common folk that presidential candidates tell during their campaign speeches have to be true? Hm.

Well, that changes everything! What's Hillary going to do now?

This gaffe has to be mostly the fault of her campaign staff, for not checking it out, but maybe she oughta surround herself with people who would have thought of doing that. At this point, I think I'd be more surprised if the stories in her speech were actually based in fact.